Andy: Crazy Andy here having escaped the mental asylum and dodged the boarder authority's to make it here to Mexico were I have gone even more crazy then the last time when I decided to put Twilight in the horror section of my store! No I have gone full blown nut job at this point because now I am stocking the book Nothing Last Forever and I will tell you folks it got it all explosions, guns, and hostages and it also was turned in to the 1980's action film Die Hard! Yes I do mean the Die Hard but they are some changes so I am jumping off a roof top to doge this exploding deal but they just pulled me up and made me give them the detonators and this time they won. (Long Pause) Like heck they did no I jumped through that window didn't give them detonators and I jumped down an elevator shaft too! That is were I list the similarities but if I list any more the doctors will find me and stick me in a straight jacket and throw away the key and we wouldn't want that to happen to Andy!
Also if you come on down to the Klaxon Oil company location of the book we promise you won't be taken hostage! We also promise there will be not one not two but not 30 terrorist trying to kill you because Crazy Andy's Boss made a shady business deal with some people he should have!
(Random Person Walks in)
Andy: Well hey they stranger how are you doing today and what can I do you for ya
Stranger: Well I am looking for a book that has a guy one man armying through abuilding to save his daughter and kill terrorist and is a sequel to the book the Detective
Andy: Well you come to the right place because unlike the terrorist in the book I don't want no 600 million dollars for this book no I want 4 easy payments of 20 cents and I am not stopping there if you buy now we'll throw in Die Hard 2's basis 58 Minutes, but you have to call right now or crazy Andy will be sent back to the mental house were I can only scream 3 hours a day!
Crazy Andy Approved
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